DEMERIT TABLE

Roll a 1d20.  If description does not specify time, it is for remainder of current day.  Feel the pain, or slight pleasure.

1. Weird rash on face for 2 days, -2 reactions, -2 CHA
2. Door slammed in face, bloodied nose, -2 CHA
3. Caught w/ farmer's daughter, took -1 HP whip blow before escape
4. Bit by strange dog, 30% chance for disease, ask DM
5. Bit your tongue badly; cant eat or speak well for day (-1 CON, -1 CHA)
6. You were mistakenly seen as someone else, watch out...
7. Unknown berry eaten causes 1d10 hour erection (female reroll)
8. Just realized you have crabs, it's killin you, -1 initiative until cured
9. You've developed a heal spur, -30 per turn/round & it sucks (1 whole week!)
10. Food poisoning, cant eat for a day, -1 HP + -2 CON
11. Hangover from hell, dont remember shit, -1 on all rolls, all day
12. Common cold sets in, -2 CON for 2 days
13. Hit by random arrow on street for 2 damage, taken to local house.
14. Hand slammed in door, cant use melee weapon for day
15. Raging hemorrhoid, -30 per turn/round for 2 days
16. Reality sucks, you've been freaking out about it, -1 INT & WIS for day
17. Your fire recently burnt your hair off, you are charred on dome
18. Fit of diarrhea, ev 2 hrs, 1d6 chance (1 or 6) you shit yrself, must pause for 30 mn.
19. In travels, may have taken on a parasite, seek doctor, etc.
20. Slept the day away, somehow, lucky bastard, +1 HP even if above max.